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Donk Demotivational Poster


A GIRAFFE IS RAPING A DONKEY - Your argument is invalid




TASTES LIKE ASS -


TAGS: dogs and donkeys
Rating: 4.02/5
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:25 pm
lol Nice!
Derek - November 25, 2009, 3:43 pm
"- but I like it, like it, yes I do!"


PIMP MY RIDE - ORIENTAL EDITION -


TAGS: jackass bass donkey mule
Rating: 4.67/5

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Greeny - December 4, 2014, 8:29 pm
Hi Random Poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:38 am
I don't care what it is.....I'm gonna make it my bitch.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:36 am
don't know exactly, but I would guess it's a hybrid of horse and donkey (hinny or mule). But I needed the "ass" for the play on words. I raise no claim to rightness! ;)
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 10:00 pm
Is it a horse or a donkey?
rerun - September 9, 2010, 7:17 pm

That horse rocks
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm
Nice forseti, 5 subs for you


THIS CHRISTMAS -




ZONKEY -


TAGS: zonkey donkey zebra lonely paternety test
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2011, 7:47 pm
Even zebras like ass.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 4:26 pm
We shall name her "Debra"


GAMEBOY CONDOMS - For when you really need to get your game on


TAGS: gameboy condoms donkey kong
Rating: 4.53/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 10:02 am
Jaden Yuki would love these.:D


DONKEY ARTILLERY -


TAGS: donkey guns explosive
Rating: 3.65/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:16 pm
Don't need extra ammo cartiges. Want to see how fast that animal bolts after the first shot? LOL
spindle - June 25, 2011, 1:13 pm
You mean...ready....aim....HEE HAWW HEE HAWW..
Shaq123 - January 26, 2011, 5:36 pm
Ready... Aim... Fire!


FIRED -


TAGS: pizza sucks donkey balls cubby
Rating: 5/5

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LD0ne - February 11, 2011, 3:32 pm
i really worked at dominos and got fired because i came to work high as a kite one day and started yelling at the customers... if it wasn't for the Pie thing this might have been mine i only no pi up to the 10th digit
Cubbybear - January 16, 2011, 11:50 pm
I knew it!
Woodywood03a - January 16, 2011, 11:36 pm
Ok......... I did it!!!
Donkasaurus - January 13, 2011, 9:11 pm
I tried to apologize to the narwhal but I got frustrated when I could remember the 47th word of my apology. and it wasn't lava cake mix! It was my special recipe! ;)


DARTH MAUL-MONKEY - Well... Maybe I should write something like '' fail ''.


TAGS: darth maul star wars monkey sith shit fail donkey kong supreme shit
Rating: 1.88/5

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aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:18 pm
Hey, Motifake Wit Liberation Front... I think you transposed the words "confident" and "competent."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 10, 2008, 2:24 am
I love the pic; heck, he should've looked that way in the movie! Next time, just be confident when you write your caption.


MARIO & D.K. - At a hundred dollars a barrel, they finally agreed it was just too damn much


TAGS: mario donkey kong
Rating: 4.35/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:26 pm
^_^
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:26 pm
Sweet.


WHEN YOU SEE IT! -


TAGS: bricks overrused jokes donk
Rating: 4.42/5

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stenusmc - January 20, 2011, 10:16 am
That's funny!


INSECURITY -


TAGS: feel good inc flying saucers area51 shrek donkey mother inlaws anything that occupy space and has mass fart what me worry
Rating: 4.24/5

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rnbw00 - September 19, 2011, 1:22 pm
Yeh, but which one is still alive, and looks great?


TIJUANA - It's not just about the Donkey Show anymore...




HEY YOU -




GLASS HALF WHAT? -




DONKEY PUNCH - She got one.


TAGS: superman wonder woman donkey punch
Rating: 1.92/5

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Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:30 am
Tunnel = 1
Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 9:18 am
That's a donkey punch?
Woodywood03a - August 4, 2009, 6:36 pm
Superman and Wonder woman got in to a game of tag, Superman saw Wonderwoman and chased her, as soon as he got up to her, he tryed to tag but then hits her.
TigerKid - July 20, 2008, 6:37 pm
What the hell?


EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS -


TAGS: aliens ufo evidence abridged donk
Rating: 4.95/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 7:47 am
When's The Next Ship, I'll Buy A Ticket .
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:07 am
LOL 5/5
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 5:27 pm
Yep, managed to snap the photo right before they started playing around with the probes. LOL! Nah, I actually thought it was a porcelain model at first, it's CG tho.
Reality Lord - January 3, 2011, 4:58 pm

did you take it yourself?
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:48 pm
Ty, for the suggestion btw. And for the record...I think that's one of the coolest alien photos I have ever seen. Hence why I just had to make it a poster.
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:40 pm
I knew it was a bit to lengthy, but I didn't quite know how to limit it until you suggested keeping just the last few lines.
Faceplant31 - January 3, 2011, 3:36 pm
Much better this way.
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:35 pm
ty for approval senor.


FARM JOKES -


TAGS: farmer proverb adult donk
Rating: 4.67/5

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coldinjected - February 21, 2011, 4:33 pm
Love it Donk! 5l
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 9:49 am
5Ls
agdaniele - February 20, 2011, 9:28 pm
Melikes


BUREAUCRACY -




SHAKESPEARE DIED OF THE SYPH! -


TAGS: shakespeare needed penicillin stds donk
Rating: 4.52/5

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Donkasaurus - February 20, 2011, 1:08 am
Shake died of syphilis...which is killed via penicillin, Dr. Mahomygod.
Mahomygod - January 24, 2011, 8:46 pm
Antibiotics for thrush? would you like some petrol to cure your burning house too? :P
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 9:59 am
Most excellent.


DERP. - Words fail me, as gravity failed that poor donkey.




REVENGE - for all those years of donkey punches




PHALLUSY -


TAGS: phallusy falacy women measurements donk
Rating: 4.4/5

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Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 11:41 pm
Thank you Spacedog, and jameswnash.
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:07 pm
Nice way to revive a classic joke!5L's
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:25 pm
LMAO!


SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE -




DONKEY PUNCH - When life gets u down u punch the crap outta somebody..




MUHAMAD WAS COMFIDENT - the carriage would handle all the boxes. His donkey, not so much.


TAGS: donkey boxes
Rating: 4.17/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:12 am
The Farside would be proud of how you captioned that.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:44 pm
Very well captioned.


JUST A THOUGHT - When you give a donkey a shot, is the needle a pain in the ass?


TAGS: donkey thought vet
Rating: 3.82/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
wishful thinking?
ICEMAN - October 1, 2010, 8:21 pm
Naw, all you get is a drunk donkey - and Moooooooooooooo excited.
rerun - September 25, 2010, 6:30 am

nice


GOOD BAD -




JACK AND JILL -




ELEPHANTIASIS -




WTH? - Dad may want to put the donkey & the sheep in different stalls




LIBERALS -




REVENGE -


TAGS: revenge tijuana donkey show nobody i know sister
Rating: 5/5

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Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
I love that show! 5/5
Neener - October 10, 2010, 8:24 pm
LOL


DINNER FOR TWO -


TAGS: dinner two 69 nature donk
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:13 pm
You submit a lot of pretty good posters, but you also submit a lot of posters! Sometimes an idea will jump at you and it's great, other times you have to be patient enough to rework your original thought.
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:11 pm
Haha! I apologize, I just felt the need to point it out lol. The text fit the picture tho, and thats always a bonus.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 10:10 pm
thanks. no, I just find them on the web. you killed me with that comment on the salmon !
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 9:58 pm
Ty, Sunny. I love the photos you use for your posters, do you make any of them yourself?
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 9:49 pm
funny 5L


DEATH DOESN'T TOLERATE COLLATERAL DAMAGE -


TAGS: death precision time life donk
Rating: 4.76/5

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rerun - January 25, 2011, 6:40 pm

I approved it knowing it was recently used. This was a great match of pic & text, couldn't let it not be seen
Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 6:36 pm
Thank you btw, Rerun. I appreciate it. I know the pic was recently used but I felt this picture deserved more justice than some stupid remark about the coffee cup. I tried my best to give it that justice.
hermit57 - January 25, 2011, 6:31 pm
I love this one! And to "tellitlikeitis", Yes, it reminds me of that Twilight episode too but, my favorite version is in "Twilight Zone The Movie" with John Lithgow!
palmat - January 23, 2011, 3:59 pm
nice :D
rerun - January 23, 2011, 10:57 am

great use of this pic. I am sure Life will have a problem with it, seeing as it was recently used
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 10:45 pm
Wow, this is cool. Totally reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode with William Shantner looking at the areoplane window at a gremlin.


THE SAUCE -


TAGS: the sauce is evil donk
Rating: 4.65/5

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guyfox - December 29, 2010, 8:17 pm
...................................yes please


FRUITS OF LABOR -




QUADRUPLE ENTENDRE -




REALITY LORD -




HOLIDAYS -




THE EIGHTIES - An age of ugly or exagerated videogame covers


TAGS: donkey kong bad cover art
Rating: 4.06/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 11:57 am
True, however, I still love those more than I do the crap that's out there today. 5kongs!


AGGY TRIBUTE -


TAGS: aggy tribute guinness wgw donk
Rating: 3.91/5

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Donkasaurus - January 15, 2011, 4:24 pm
I had what I thought was a better ending, but it was two more paragraphs and it was kind of cryptically hinting to aggy. Wasn't sure if people would get the joke.
Faceplant31 - January 15, 2011, 11:10 am
Decent tribute but i was kinda let down by the end. I think this should have marinated a bit more.
Donkasaurus - January 15, 2011, 9:03 am
an* member* lol
Donkasaurus - January 15, 2011, 8:58 am
Hehe! Aggy, until I ended the poster with a guinness reference I wasn't quite sure what to do with the poster...I felt and hommage to my favorite motifake memnber was in due order...hope ya like it dude.


DOGS -


TAGS: indian proverb blackfoot dogs donk
Rating: 3.89/5

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zazale - December 31, 2010, 8:47 am
Dim for your level of pleasure. This one is not a total dark out.. Body Rocks!!
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 10:49 am
this is the very reason light switches were invented
whatukno - December 28, 2010, 8:09 am
Bag her, flag her, and do it for the glory.


THE RULE OF THIRDS -




WEDDED BLITZ -


TAGS: cash bar sucks donkey ba lls
Rating: 3.31/5

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MuddySoapfish - November 19, 2011, 8:16 pm
especially in the ballroom ...
Derek - October 6, 2009, 7:35 pm
I suppose it could be "Blitz" instead of "Bliss"...
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:56 pm
Too true. I've tried. 5/5


DONKEY KONG - Super-Kick-Ass Style!!


TAGS: donkey kong
Rating: 3.21/5

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Mr.Danger260 - September 21, 2009, 9:31 pm
In Japan,the translation was, "Rescue the whore from the hairy Godzilla and avoid barrels as you make your ascent to fight the evil giant hairy Godzilla as mentioned before",today,Americans know this as "Donkey Kong".
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 7:51 pm
This is a great spin on a classic. Good pic. 5/5


UNWARRANTED SUGGESTIONS -




NO PARKING -


TAGS: strict sign enforcment ihopethefileworksthistime donk
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheOne - December 29, 2010, 1:24 pm
I'm pretty sure doesn't tho.
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 12:09 pm
Phew, it worked.


LIFE REQUIRES MONEY! -




NOTHING DAY -


TAGS: nothing daily assignment belated donk
Rating: 4/5

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Donkasaurus - January 17, 2011, 12:45 am
My crummy laptop made me totally miss out on national nothing day, and I forgot to finish the poster beforehand. When I finally could I realized it was 11:59 pm so I didn't do my usual 55,000 checkovers to check the grammar and spelling. lol
Reality Lord - January 17, 2011, 12:34 am

i always thought "its" had an "'" to it. sorry...you said grammar....hmmmm....
Donkasaurus - January 17, 2011, 12:05 am
Bah! Tried to re-sub before it got approved. Being the grammar nazi I am I will let you all find my blunder on your own.


REVERSE ENGINEERED -




I WANT TO SELL YOU MY DONKEY - Because $100 Is A Lot To Me And My Lawn Mower Is Worth It


TAGS: donkey lawnmower
Rating: 2.45/5

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MO - August 14, 2009, 6:49 pm
He ahh, He ahh....likes long walks and a good belly rub.
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 2:31 pm
*bows down to LogicDude*
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 2:28 pm
I see they are still peddling ass on Craigslist.


JACKASS - Quality; not quantity.


TAGS: donkey
Rating: 2.38/5

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SYMBOL OF DEMOCRATS - Oh, it's a donkey? I thought an ass was more appropriate.


TAGS: ass liberals donkey
Rating: 2.32/5

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Derek - July 26, 2009, 9:22 pm
A bit of Africa in the donkey - pretty clever ;-)
VinceVicious - July 10, 2009, 4:29 pm
SINF - Who's to say? And btw your stupidity is not funny.
Mark - May 6, 2009, 2:20 pm
Yes it is.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:12 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
VinceVicious - April 27, 2009, 2:51 am
Let me revise that; some of them aren't.
VinceVicious - January 20, 2009, 6:17 pm
Democrats ARE asses. Republicans and pretty much everyone else except the other crazies have that and more. [right-wing tits :)
barockeva - January 20, 2009, 6:14 pm
Democrats are better in bed. When's the last time you heard someone say they got a piece of elephant last night?
VinceVicious - January 18, 2009, 12:11 am
Indeed lol
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:34 pm
Does that mean he's an ass that can't make decisions, just flip-flops? A PERFECT DEMOCRATIC SYMBOL!
Cubbybear - January 17, 2009, 6:04 pm
He's part Zebra


STUPIDITY - Do the math.




BALANCE -




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